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Don't Even Think About It

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A smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have) and Bras & Broomsticks!
We weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. 
Since we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. 
So stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening.
"Smart and frequently hilarious."—Publishers Weekly, starred
“A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe—if you ever catch your breath from laughing.”—E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars
“Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious.”—Robin Wasserman, author of The Book of Blood and Shadow and The Waking Dark
 
“Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don’t even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!” —Elizabeth Eulberg, author of The Lonely Hearts Club
 
“Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable.” —Ned Vizzini, New York Times bestselling author of It’s Kind of a Funny Story
A 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title
2017 Louisiana Young Readers’ Choice Awards Honor Book
2015-2016 Teen Readers' Choice Stellar Award

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      Starred review from January 6, 2014
      Mlynowski (Ten Things We Did ) continues to make comedy look easy in this smart and frequently hilarious novel, which features a collective first-person narrative that fits the premise like a glove. When a group of Manhattan 10th graders inadvertently receives telepathic abilities from tainted flu shots, things rapidly get chaotic (and noisy). Finding out too much information dramatically upends family relationships, friendships, and romances. Discovering the intimate details of their parents’ sex lives nearly undoes two teens, but others, like ultra-ambitious Pi, embrace their new superpower. Then there’s Mackenzie, who can no longer hide that she cheated on her boyfriend, and Olivia, whose quiet façade starts to crumble, whether she likes it or not (“Olivia sank even further. They can hear me worrying about my dumbness! And now they can hear me worrying about worrying about my dumbness. It’s a friggin’ house of mirrors”). Filled with heartbreak, hilarity, and some brutal truths, Mlynowski’s novel will leave readers thinking about the gaps between our private and public selves and the lies we tell others and ourselves. Ages 12–up. Agent: Laura Dail, Laura Dail Literary Agency.

    • Kirkus

      February 1, 2014
      Welcome to the worst fear of the anti-vaccination movement: A group of teens develop telepathy from flu shots. Homeroom 10B at New York's Bloomberg High School is a pretty typical collection of sophomores. Olivia is extremely shy, outgoing Cooper and pretty Mackenzie are the golden couple, Tess has a crush on her friend Teddy, and Pi would do anything to be top of the class. But a contaminated flu shot lets the 22 students hear everyone's thoughts, leading to a wealth of welcome and unwelcome discoveries. Mackenzie has cheated on Cooper, Tess learns that Teddy likes someone else, and Pi can steal answers from her competition during tests. This newfound ability and the need to keep it secret knit together the members of 10B in unexpected ways. But when the truth comes out, and the Centers for Disease Control announces they have an antidote that will remove the telepathy, what will the self-nicknamed Espies do? The multiple characters are remarkably distinctive, and the plot moves along briskly, combining family drama, complicated romance and friendship turmoil into a compelling view of teen dynamics. When the group comments like a Greek chorus on one character's thoughts or actions, it's somewhat jarring, but that's a minor quibble. Overall, a solid, comical sci-fi romp. (Science fiction. 12-16)

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    • School Library Journal

      April 1, 2014

      Gr 8 Up-Imagine if you had the ability to read other people's minds. What if you could finally know whether your best friend wants to be more than friends, too? What if you could ace every test simply by sitting next to the smartest kid in class? Would you want to know all of your parents' secrets and your teachers' as well? For a group of Bloomberg High School sophomores in Tribeca, every one of these things is possible. After being exposed to a contaminated batch of flu shots, the students of homeroom 10B realize that they can hear the thoughts of everyone else around them. In some ways, their newfound telepathy is a gift. They no longer have to constantly question what people think about them. Studying is a burden of the past. But the downside to hearing everything is that they hear things they never wanted to know. Told in the words of an omniscient narrator who is known only as one of the "espies" (kids with ESP), the story follows several weeks in the life of the 10B sophomores. Readers may struggle to keep up with a large cast of characters, but each sophomore has a helpful distinguishing characteristic. The beginning feels like an info dump. However, the pacing sorts itself out quickly. Mlynowski writes teen protagonists with heart and depth-authentically illustrating the trials and tribulations of the high school experience, rather than making a mockery out of adolescent egocentrism. This is a fun read, recommended for fans of contemporary fiction.-Liz Overberg, Darlington School, Rome, GA

      Copyright 2014 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Booklist

      January 1, 2014
      Grades 7-10 From the author of Ten Things We Did (and Probably Shouldn't Have) (2011) comes a what-if novel about ordinary tenth-graders who gain extraordinary telepathic powers when their homeroom receives a contaminated batch of the flu vaccine. Instead of leaving students with a sore arm or a headache, the tainted vaccine gives the kids at Manhattan's Bloomberg High School the ability to read their fellow Espies minds. Obviously, this is a blessing and a curse: it's helpful for anxious Olivia when it comes to executing a perfect first date, but less so for Mackenzie, who has cheated on her longtime boyfriend. The omniscient narrator here is we as in the affected onesand we often interjects with sassy commentary like Were we surprised by that? Not even a little. This novel establishes the scenario well, but readers will hope for a sequel with amped-up Espie secrets and scandals. Hand to fans of Cecily von Ziegesar's all-seeing Gossip Girl and Jenny Han and Siobhan Vivian's Burn for Burn revenge books. Now, flu shot, anyone? HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: Mlynowski's books have been translated into 22 languages and optioned to Hollywood. Her fan base? It's huge.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2014, American Library Association.)

    • Publisher's Weekly

      October 27, 2014
      When a group of 20 Manhattan 10th graders inadvertently receives telepathic abilities from tainted flu shots, things rapidly get chaotic (and noisy). Finding out too much information dramatically upends family relationships, friendships, and romances. No secrets are safe, and all this information overload results in the pinnacle of teen drama. The novel is written in a collective first-person perspective in which the “we” refers to the telepathic teens as a group, while the plot zeros in on a few central characters. Reader Spencer nails the comedic components of Mlynowski’s tale and aptly handles the multiple perspectives providing a hollow accentuation when voicing inner thoughts. However, the complex structure of the story, with its unique perspective, makes it hard to follow in Spencer’s rendition. Ages 12–up. A Delacorte hardcover.

    • The Horn Book

      July 1, 2014
      After they receive contaminated flu vaccines, an entire homeroom of Manhattan high school students develops telepathy. The "Espies" (named for their ESP) can hear each other's darkest, most embarrassing thoughts--and those of their parents, teachers, crushes, and friends. Mlynowski explores the consequences of her premise with humor and sympathy, creating characters who are indeed "just regular sophomores" despite their paranormal talents.

      (Copyright 2014 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

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  • English

Levels

  • ATOS Level:3.5
  • Lexile® Measure:410
  • Interest Level:9-12(UG)
  • Text Difficulty:0-2

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